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4 AM
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I am up at 4am. You wanna know why? It's because my little sister peed in my bed. Then I had to get up, put her in the shower and wash my sheets. So here I am, awake and angry, watching Jungle Book 2 because my lil sis wanted to. Oh and not to mention my throat burns and my tummy aches.
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I am 105% insane!!!! YAY I knew it.
3 min read
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
so far: 6
[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 12
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 16
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
so far: 21
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 26
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
so far: 31
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 35
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score and write as your journal title " I am __% Insane
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
so far: 6
[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 12
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 16
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
so far: 21
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 26
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
so far: 31
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 35
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score and write as your journal title " I am __% Insane
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Angry
1 min read
Some mean person has there signature as, "This is supposed to be an ART site, so what the fuck is this shit?" then put a link to my page its a great new years for my huh.
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Girly Confesions
4 min read
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Yup
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone
4. Do you enjoy drama?
If it's not mine
5. Are you a girly-girl?
Nope
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My aunt
8. Are you short?
Kinda
9. Do you like somebody?
Nope
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Nope
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
yep
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
My mommy says I'm to old
14. Are you double jointed?
I wish
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
The floor
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no....
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Idk
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
yup
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
um non
20. Check those that apply:
[x] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno. (EW)
[x] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
21. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Blue
22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark
23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Nope not a boy
24. What's one thing guys can do to make you like them?
Make me not feel awkward
25. Do you have a best friend?
nope
26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup
27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope
28. Do you like your life?
It's debatable
29. WHERE DID YOU GO?
Your mind
30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girl-friend from you?
nope
31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
been thrown in
32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
i don't really talk to people
33. How long have you had a Facebook?
3 years maybe
34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
WELL YAH duh
35. What are your biggest fears?
Needles
36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yup
37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yup
38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
yup
39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yup
40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
WELL depends on HOW
41. Are you currently missing someone?
yes
42. Cowboy or Gangster?
COWBOY
43. Preppy or Punk?
PUNK
44. Face or Body?
both
45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
good cook
46. Sweet or sexy?
BOTH
47. Armani or Abercrombie?
niether
48. Contacts or glasses?
glasses
49. Have you ever had sex in RL?
nope
50. Have you ever thought you'd marry a guy you dated?
nope
Yup
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone
4. Do you enjoy drama?
If it's not mine
5. Are you a girly-girl?
Nope
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My aunt
8. Are you short?
Kinda
9. Do you like somebody?
Nope
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Nope
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
yep
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
My mommy says I'm to old
14. Are you double jointed?
I wish
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
The floor
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no....
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Idk
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
yup
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
um non
20. Check those that apply:
[x] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno. (EW)
[x] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
21. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Blue
22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark
23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Nope not a boy
24. What's one thing guys can do to make you like them?
Make me not feel awkward
25. Do you have a best friend?
nope
26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup
27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope
28. Do you like your life?
It's debatable
29. WHERE DID YOU GO?
Your mind
30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girl-friend from you?
nope
31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
been thrown in
32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
i don't really talk to people
33. How long have you had a Facebook?
3 years maybe
34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
WELL YAH duh
35. What are your biggest fears?
Needles
36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yup
37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yup
38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
yup
39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yup
40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
WELL depends on HOW
41. Are you currently missing someone?
yes
42. Cowboy or Gangster?
COWBOY
43. Preppy or Punk?
PUNK
44. Face or Body?
both
45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
good cook
46. Sweet or sexy?
BOTH
47. Armani or Abercrombie?
niether
48. Contacts or glasses?
glasses
49. Have you ever had sex in RL?
nope
50. Have you ever thought you'd marry a guy you dated?
nope
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Who am I from MCR???
2 min read
GERARD:
[ ] You're born in April
[ ] You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
[x] You're a born leader
[x] You love drawing and you do it well (Or so I've been told... I don't think so)
[x] You love singing
[x] You don't take shit from anyone
[x] You're afraid of needles
[x] You call your friends with their last names instead of their names (some of them)
[x] You've got siblings and you love them
[x] You're the oldest child
Total: 8
RAY:
[ ] You're born in July
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You've got a scar on your head
[ ] You can't swim
[ ] You've got a FRO!!!
[ ] You're 6'1"
[x] You're shy
[ ] You wear contact lenses
[x] You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
[x] People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 3
MIKEY:
[ ] You're born in September
[ ] You play bass
[ ] You're near-sighted
[ ] You wear glasses
[x] You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
[ ] You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
[ ] You're the youngest sibling
[ ] You're the skinniest in your group of friends
[ ] You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 1
FRANK:
[ ] You're born in October
[ ] You're the hyperest of your group
[ ] You rattle on your guitar
[x] You're short
[ ] You love tattoos AND piercings
[x] You're younger than all your friends
[x] You think homophobia is gay
[x] You mess with your friend's head
[ ] You are seen as immature
[ ] You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 4
YAY!!!!!!!! I'm Gee!!!!!
[ ] You're born in April
[ ] You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
[x] You're a born leader
[x] You love drawing and you do it well (Or so I've been told... I don't think so)
[x] You love singing
[x] You don't take shit from anyone
[x] You're afraid of needles
[x] You call your friends with their last names instead of their names (some of them)
[x] You've got siblings and you love them
[x] You're the oldest child
Total: 8
RAY:
[ ] You're born in July
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You've got a scar on your head
[ ] You can't swim
[ ] You've got a FRO!!!
[ ] You're 6'1"
[x] You're shy
[ ] You wear contact lenses
[x] You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
[x] People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 3
MIKEY:
[ ] You're born in September
[ ] You play bass
[ ] You're near-sighted
[ ] You wear glasses
[x] You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
[ ] You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
[ ] You're the youngest sibling
[ ] You're the skinniest in your group of friends
[ ] You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 1
FRANK:
[ ] You're born in October
[ ] You're the hyperest of your group
[ ] You rattle on your guitar
[x] You're short
[ ] You love tattoos AND piercings
[x] You're younger than all your friends
[x] You think homophobia is gay
[x] You mess with your friend's head
[ ] You are seen as immature
[ ] You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 4
YAY!!!!!!!! I'm Gee!!!!!
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